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Johnny The Walrus T-Shirt

Johnny The Walrus T-Shirt

Johnny The Walrus T-Shirt

Johnny The Walrus T-Shirt

Johnny The Walrus T-Shirt

Johnny The Walrus T-Shirt

Johnny The Walrus T-Shirt

Johnny The Walrus T-Shirt

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Johnny is a little boy with a big imagination. One day he pretends to be a big scary dinosaur, the next day he’s a knight in shining armor or a playful puppy. But when the internet people find out Johnny likes to make believe, he’s forced to make a decision between the little boy he is and the things he pretends to be — and he’s not allowed to change his mind.

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