Sweet Santa Baby Patch
'Twas a show before Christmas, and through the studio
Not a person was stirring, not even Shapiro;
All the merch was set on the shelves with care,
In hopes that Sweet Daddy soon would be there;
The Sweet Babies were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of walruses danced in their heads;
Then over on Twitter there arose such a clatter,
Matt was trending on the timeline for some erroneous matter.
But he ignored it, like every other time,
Shrugging off the satanic, unhinged, blue-hair slime.
Then the merch-making elves created a collectible new batch,
Adding to Walsh's coveted program, the Sweet Santa Baby Patch.
They’ll sell out from the store, so don’t wait, don’t stop,
Only available at dailywire.com/shop.
Part of the Matt Walsh Patch program.
- Limited edition.
- 1.75" Diameter.
- Iron-on backing.