Collected Poems of Donald J. Trump

Meticulously compiled from the President's most prolific period, 2009-2019, this extraordinary tome transforms Trump's memorable tweets and declarations into poetic form. From policy announcements to cultural commentary, each verse pulsates with the energy and directness that became Trump's trademark.

Own a piece of history that makes the perfect coffee table book, guaranteed to spark conversation and entertain anyone who picks it up.

Compiled across twelve chapters — Aphorisms, Portraits, Exclamatory, Nocturnes, Amores, Big Bigger Biggest, Free Verse, Introspective Musings, Idiom Study: Like a Dog, Loathings, Realities, and The Natural World — every verse comes verbatim from the 45th President himself.

A sample of what's inside:

"I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke."

"Many people have said I'm the greatest writer of 140 character sentences."

"I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star, to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius… and a very stable genius at that!"

"Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser."

"Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don't make."

"It's often to your advantage to be underestimated."

Contents:

• 375 pages of verbatim Trump quotes typeset as poetry
• Twelve themed chapters spanning policy, culture, family, business, and grievance
• Hardcover binding suited for coffee tables, bookshelves, and gift-giving
• A decade of tweets (2009–2019) preserved in print