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Collected Poems of Donald J. Trump

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  • The perfect coffee table book
  • Featuring the Commander-in-Chief's greatest tweets
  • A true piece of American literary history

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Meticulously compiled from the President's most prolific period, 2009-2019, this extraordinary tome transforms Trump's memorable tweets and declarations into poetic form. From policy announcements to cultural commentary, each verse pulsates with the energy and directness that became Trump's trademark.

Own a piece of history that makes the perfect coffee table book, guaranteed to spark conversation and entertain anyone who picks it up.

Compiled across twelve chapters — Aphorisms, Portraits, Exclamatory, Nocturnes, Amores, Big Bigger Biggest, Free Verse, Introspective Musings, Idiom Study: Like a Dog, Loathings, Realities, and The Natural World — every verse comes verbatim from the 45th President himself.

A sample of what's inside:

"I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke."


"Many people have said I'm the greatest writer of 140 character sentences."


"I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star, to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius… and a very stable genius at that!"


"Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser."


"Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don't make."


"It's often to your advantage to be underestimated."

Contents:

  • 375 pages of verbatim Trump quotes typeset as poetry
  • Twelve themed chapters spanning policy, culture, family, business, and grievance
  • Hardcover binding suited for coffee tables, bookshelves, and gift-giving
  • A decade of tweets (2009–2019) preserved in print

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Amy Hartley
I love all my presents I got and that I have for

I love all my presents I got and that I have for Christmas from the Daily Wire+!!! U guys are the best!! Love you all!!

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Anonymous
Love it

Love it, will make a great present

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Anonymous
Great book! Beautifully crafted

Great book! Beautifully crafted, and creatively compiled. Thank you J Peterson and D Trump!

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Mason

Phenomical quotes. The “poems” are grouped into chapters that make them even funnier. Would make for a great gift or a coffee table book

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Richard Norton
Very nice quality made book

Very nice quality made book. Very well done, enjoyable and fascinating to read.

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Anonymous
Purchased this for a birthday gift and they loved it

Purchased this for a birthday gift and they loved it.

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Phillip

Entertaining

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N.a.

As described.

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Mark TerBest
Got for a friend

Got for a friend. He loved it. Hilarious compilation of random tweets arranged in a stylish way.

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Roberta Davis
Awesome gift for Trump Fans

My step father LOVED the book! It was a Christmas gift that really put a smile on his face. He’s enjoying it so much! Thank you DW!

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Michael

So happy with it. My dad loved it as his Christmas gift.

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Anonymous
A must

A must.

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Luis G
Make Christmas Great Again!

I got this as a Christmas gift for a few people who I know. I gave one to a friend as a wedding gift, he's a big Trump fan so he found it hilarious. He said he can hear Trump's voice as he reads it.

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Josiah

As funny as i thought it would be! High quality too!

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Marissa Kaczmarek
Originally a gift for my parents my boyfriend saw it and was like… I want this

Originally a gift for my parents my boyfriend saw it and was like… I want this. This is so ridiculous.

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Anonymous
Intriguing thoughts

Who would have thought…

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Jennifer
Winner winner!!! Buy this!

This book is awesome. My husband is going to love it! Its exactly what I was hoping it was. Our president is a great poet!!!! Great quality item! Definitely glad I made this purchase!

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BTownBoiler
Great Book

Book is very well put together. Content is hilarious. When Vance wins the presidency in 2028, he should immediately name Mr. Trump the new Poet Laureate of the United States

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Tanya K
Loved it! Putting it up for my history collection once I read thru it and laugh a little

Loved it! Putting it up for my history collection once I read thru it and laugh a little.

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Tracy Luetke
Better than I hoped for

Better than I hoped for.

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SOS SOS
Tariffs

The irony that the tariffs make this too expensive to buy and give as a gift to my lefty relatives! Signed, Crying in Canada 😂😭

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Dana J Zier
What theworld needsnowis humor!

Loved the collected "poems", and absolutely love that our President Trump has a wonderful sense of humor!

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Jas
Where can I buy when I base outside of USA

Where can I buy when I base outside of USA

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Nicole King
Loved it! Absolutely Hilarious! Now I just need to find a way to get President Trump to sign it

Loved it! Absolutely Hilarious! Now I just need to find a way to get President Trump to sign it.

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Mary

Hilarious!

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M.B.

My husband loved this book!!

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Trudy

Love it

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Crystal

Short time to get here and I love the products!!!

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Thomas Roth
Donald Trump knows words....Donald Trump has the best words....

This book is doing absolutely tremendous numbers. Nobody has ever seen anything like it. They're saying its the greatest COLLECTION of poetry EVER!!!!

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Please tell me that there will be a sequel to this most enjoyable read!

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Robert Knapp

Great publication!

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Linda Stanford
poems of Trump

I have not finished the book yet, but I am not overly thrilled with it. President Trump comes off as a mean, petty man. I do not even know who some of the people are that he is talking about. This is one of those books that I will have to "hide" when my 40+ sons come to visit. This will not be a masterpiece of a collectable.