Official Seal of Facts Don't Care Hat

The Official Seal of Facts Don’t Care About Your Feelings

The Coat of Arms of Facts Don’t Care About Your Feelings shall be of the following design:

SHIELD: Paleways of nine pieces argent and sable, a chief emblazoned with FACTS; upon the breast of an American eagle displayed holding in his dexter talon an iris and in his sinister a Leftist Tears tumbler.

CREST: Above the eagle radiating seven arrows and in his beak a banner of argent. The whole surrounded by white stars arranged in the form of an annulet with one point of each star outward on the imaginary radiating center lines, the number of stars conforming to the number of stars in the union of the Flag of the United States as established by chapter 1 of title 4 of the United States Code.