Leftist Tears Dog Bowl, black stainless steel pet bowl with a silver rim, front view showing &
Leftist Tears Dog Bowl in the 64 oz size, black bowl with a golden retriever lying behind it, labeled with a red &
Leftist Tears Dog Bowl in the 20 oz size, black bowl with a small curly-haired dog sitting beside it, labeled with a red &
Leftist Tears Dog Bowl shown from a high angle looking down into the stainless steel interior, with the black exterior text visible on the rim.
Leftist Tears Dog Bowl shown from the back, plain charcoal exterior with stainless rim and a small water-drop icon, no text visible on this side.
Leftist Tears Dog Bowl viewed from the front, black exterior with stainless steel rim and interior, printed with &

Leftist Tears Dog Bowl

Sale price$49.99
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  • Available in 20oz and 64oz
  • Stainless steel
  • Non-skid base

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Whether you have a Constitutional Collie or Right-Wing Retriever, conservatives and their dogs have at least two things in common: They both hate the groomers and share an unquenchable thirst for Leftist Tears™. The world's greatest beverage vessel is now also the world's greatest dog bowl!

Available in 20oz and 64oz for patriotic pets of any shape or size.

  • Stainless steel
  • BPA-Free
  • Non-skid base
  • Hand-wash only
  • Not microwave safe (just don't)

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Reformed Man
My dog is based

My dog is based.

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Little0ne
My dog is lapping up Leftist Tears!!

Awesome dog bowl! Great quality with the rubber layer on the bottom for non-slip. It's a great size for my chocolate lab!

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Brent Mcgrath
My bad.

I overlooked the size of the bowl. 20 oz. is not a "Dog Bowl". It is a shot glass.
My dog is an 11 year old (sit down) 120 lb. female German Shepard-Mastiff-Boston Terrier.
Whatever uses a 20 oz. bowl is subject to the "snack" category.
Luckily there is a cat (Communist) that lives in the garage. I replaced its plastic bowl with your product.
Fortunately, it (the cat) can't read.

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Victoria Fry
Now we match!

Looks and feels exactly like the leftist tears tumbler. Love the anti skid rubber on the bottom too!

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Keith Burwick
Light and

Light and durable

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Christopher Brown
Great dog bowl

Great dog bowl. We have a 9 month old Cane Corso and all the other bowls we tried he just kept flipping them over. This one is well weighted and the non slip bottom keeps it in place very well. We are really pleased with the look and quality of the bowl.

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Nooska
Surprisingly good quality

Surprisingly good quality. I thought this was a gimmick, and bought it as a joke - but it's easily my best dog bowl.

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Sarai Aldana
Max loves it

My dog loves it especially when I put food in it!

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Jeff
My dog (who is a needy democrat) deserves it

My dog (who is a needy democrat) deserves it.😀

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Neil

Great product, well designed & well made. Great conversation piece for when my pups are drinking out of it.

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Anonymous
Perfect bowl for my

Perfect bowl for my dog

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Anonymous
My dog loves this bowl!

It’s a riot and the quality of the bowl is great. Sleek and sophisticated, just like Ben’s eyebrows!

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Anonymous
Nice Bowl for Thor & Loki's mead Leftist

Nice Bowl for Thor & Loki's mead Leftist Tears!

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Richard Bevis
Agra loves lapping leftest tears from her new bowl!

Agra loves lapping leftest tears from her new bowl! Solid, doesn't spill those precious drops when she nudges it around. Insulated, iced woke water stays cool and fresh. Stylish, neighbor dogs are jealous. Moreover, I like it too.

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Stephanie P
Perfect For Cats

I bought this under the assumption that it is made with the same human grade materials as my drink tumbler so my big guy can drink safely. Should be called a “pet bowl” since my 22 pound Siamese cat loves it.

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Karen

Its the perfect size for a small space.

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Caitlin

Best purchase of the year!!!

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J.M.

Great quality with great sense of humor.

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Annie Oakley
Please re-stock the 64oz leftist tears dog bowl

My dogs are big leftist tears drinkers and the 20oz size is not large enough to hold all the tears these days.

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Daniel

Love the bowl it’s good quality but the words could definitely be larger like advertised.

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K.R.
for cats too

even my Libertarian cat appreciates this bowl

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Randy Daly
Sam I Am on Leftist Tears

Gave it to my brother for Christmas. His dog Sam I Am enjoys it very much

All the best in 2025!

Randy

Thomas R Daly
Kenai, Alaska

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Lawrence Heil
Ash Tray?

Thinking about making it into an ash tray. My hound is an Irish Wolfhound, so too small for him, but I knew that going in. Some sand, some baking soda; what do you think?
Love It!

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Sabrina Gant
Excellent source

Excellent source of hydration for dogs and cats

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Jane Seum
Excellent p[roduct

I got it for my friend's dog and he only wants to drink from this bowl !!! Smart dog in my opinion : )

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Joey M.
Like father, like dogter

I have the world's first "hydrophobic" dog, since her drinking from this water bowl has been labeled a hate crime. With a giggle, I sipped from my matching tumbler and my grass got a little greener that day. Thankfully, my energy didn't

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Lindsey

A little shallow but I didn’t buy it for the bowl size 🤣

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Dustin DeVito

The person I bought it for absolutely loved it!

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David Daniel
Cat bowl

My republicans cats 🐈 love it.

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Pat FREIHEIT
Nice quality

The pet bowl is good quality. Heavy enough to stay in place.

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Timmy Slaps
Great!

I filled it with piss to force my sub to drink out of. He hates it but he'll do as he's told.