Lobster Tie

Republican red is my flavour of tie . I went to a gala dinner last week toting this bad boy , people cut the scene, and the ladies giggled in hushed whispers saying “who’s that man “ I immediately went over . Correcting the insult and saying that I was a gentleman. The tie gave me a new personnel edge , like I was cut from fine cloth or a burger with extra bacon . I felt confident, comfortable in my masculinity. I told jokes and put the tie in my mouth to pretend it was a giant tounge . I drank whiskey and smoked my first cigar while we sang the south shall rise again . When I got home I took off my heels , they were killing my feet and took off my stockings . Hung my Ck suit and stripped off my thong as well , it was cutting me in half , poured myself a nightcap . Then I slipped into bed with only this sexy red tie .