Ben is an Alien

“Ben Shapiro might be an alien.” - Matt Walsh

My Alien Truth T-Shirt
My Alien Truth T-Shirt

My Alien Truth T-Shirt

Regular price$34.99
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Never let the Truth get in the way of your truth. It’s out there... I just know it.

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What is a Candle?

What is a Candle?

Candle Scented

Regular price$24.99
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A candle is something that identifies as a candle.

Top - Mid - Base Notes:
Orange - Blackberry - Sweet Musk

  • 8oz
  • Glass jar
  • Screw-top lid
  • 30-40 hour burn time

Hand poured in small batches. Please allow up to 14 days for orders including this item to ship.
Wax
  • All-natural and produced from US-grown soybeans
  • Plant-based
  • Contains no paraffin
Wicks
  • Natural cotton threads interwoven with paper threads for maximum burn time and a cleaner burn than synthetic wicks
  • Lead-free and zinc-free
Fragrances
  • Phthalate-free
  • Adhere to IFRA standards for safety and purity
  • Toxin-free and free of any carcinogens and mutagens
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Matt Walsh Meets Aliens

Famously, the leader of the Sweet Baby Gang met with aliens and presented them with the best available merchandise from his Swag Shack.

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