Weird 2024 Candle
If you're too normal for modern politics, but too sane to stay silent, it's time to get Weird.
Critics call this movement 'alarmingly reasonable' and 'disturbingly logical,' citing concerns over the Weird platform's support of radical notions such as 'men and women are different', ‘having babies is crucial for humanity's future’, and 'gravity makes things fall down.’
Vote Weird this November. Because reality is the new revolutionary.
Vessel: Glass jar with lid
Notes:
Top - Jasmine
Middle - Spiced Cinnamon
Base - Teakwood
Strength:
Cold Throw (intensity when unlit) - Moderate
Hot Throw (intensity when lit) - Moderate
Wax:
• All-natural and produced from US-grown soybeans
• Plant-based
• Contains no paraffin
Wick:
• Natural cotton threads interwoven with paper threads for maximum burn time and a cleaner burn than synthetic wicks
• Lead-free and zinc-free
Fragrance:
• Phthalate-free
• Adheres to IFRA standards for safety and purity
• Toxin-free and free of any carcinogens and mutagens
WARNING
Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.
BURNING INSTRUCTIONS
Trim wick to 1/4" before lighting. Keep candle free of any foreign materials, including matches and wick trimmings. Only burn candle on a level, fire-resistant surface. Do not burn candle for more than four hours at a time. Stop use when only 1/4" of wax remains. Do not move candle while burning or if wax is hot.